Posts Tagged ‘Flooferton’
Scott Brother’s Very Fine Comics has been online for a year! One year last week actually. This is the large middle panel from this weeks comic. I’ll post the beginning and end a little bit later, so until then, please enjoy this cavalcade of year-one characters!!
Aden: When it comes to pondering stuff, nothing beats a nice long train ride, am I right?
Nick: I’ll say. I couldn’t decide which candy bar I wanted the other day, so I left the food mart and boarded the next train I could!
Aden: What candy bar did you end up choosing?
Nick: Well, I’m leaning toward Nutrageous, but something keeps pulling me back to Whatchamacallit.
Aden: Hold up– are you still on the train?
Nick: Well, yeah. It’s a tough decision! Hmm… can’t go wrong with Snickers…
Aden: I know what you’re all wondering: Did Flooferton build that chain-link fence himself, a-la SBVFC #4, “Know a Fence”? The answer is: No! Flooferton can’t build an inferior fence like that one. If he had built it, it would be so strong and sturdy that he’d never be able to get his berries!
Nick: I was not wondering that. No one was.
Aden: Hey bro, how many interns does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Nick: I dunno, enLIGHTen me!
Aden: HA, good one.
Nick: So how many?
Aden: Nah forget it. Your pun was better than the punchline; let’s just end on a high-note.
Nick: Wow, it must be a pretty lame punchline.
Aden: Hey Nick, did you know that if you leave a can of soda in the freezer, it’ll explode?
Nick: Yes. I remember the first time you did it. And the second. I lost count after that.
Aden: Ah, memories.
Nick: Seriously, you need to clean up about 6 years’ build up of frozen soda splatter inside the freezer, man.
I’d love to hang out out in Flooferton’s fantastical garden, but I just know that it would drive my allergies haywire! Alas I can only enjoy it through pictures.
Bro, your allergies are an integral part of the garden’s ecosystem! Your sneezes awaken the snuffle bees so they can pollinate the snot-tulips and the phlegm posies! Frankly, I think it’s selfish that you won’t embrace your part in the cycle.
Did you guys call me? Oh I see, you just used the phrase ‘frankly’ … nevermind.
Why doesn’t Frank just microwave some more corn dogs?
Are you kidding? The bear cannot know of our advanced human tools! Who knows what havoc it would bring??
Uh-oh… Should I have not shown Frank how to use the waffle iron?
YOU FOOL! It’s only a matter of time now…
I haven’t been mini golfing for many a year. I wonder if it’s changed much.
Well, they replaced the balls with lasers … and the clubs with lasers. It’s basically laser tag with tiny windmills.